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President Bush's supporters have spent much of the week touting his accomplishments in challenging such forces of evil as the leaders of the Taliban, Saddam Hussein, and ... SpongeBob Squarepants? NY Times reports that James Dobson of Focus on the Family targeted the mega-popular kids cartoon character at a black-tie pre-inaugural dinner for members of Congress this week. Apparently, SpongeBob is just a little too close to his best friend, Patrick the starfish, for Dobson's liking. Here's who Dobson should really be concerned about: SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. He's the guy who wants to establish one-microscopic-organism rule over the world. (Thanks to D.M. for this one, too.)